Halloween Humor

Here's a funny joke I received from one of our WAYV listeners today:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Enjoy

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
hears:

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him.

FASTER...
FASTER...
FASTER...

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through
his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all
he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket. And,
..
..
..
Oh my gosh......you'll never believe what happened next.

The "coffin" stopped........

I know - groan, groan - but you know you liked it !

Got any good ones? Click COMMENTS below and post 'em for me!

Paul